The obsession started at age 3. I had 3 monkeys as imaginary friends. They were very mischievous but never got me in any real trouble. My parents expected me to grow out of monkeys and into normal things that teens do. If you couldn't tell, I didn't. I'm getting sidetracked, you don't want to hear my life story do you? Anyway where was I, oh yes, the all knowing monkeys.

As I said monkeys cannot express them selves properly because of an undeveloped voice-box. Because of this delema they now have created a much more advanced way of conversing. It may seem primative to our small minds, but it is much more efficient than wasting all of one's breath on one sentence. Instead, monkeys use a combination of screams, shreiks, and jumps to express their feelings. If most people could understand their language we would have answers to serious problems such as feeding the hungry, global warming, and waste. I understand these all knowing creatures, but you must be wondering, "If he understands monkeys, why hasn't he solved these problems?" Well aparently claiming you understand monkeys can get one in very big trouble and sent to a psychiatrist and real close to a sanitarium. Sorry, I got sidetracked again. If you do not want to beleive me on these outragous statements, then don't, your loss. This is all I have to say. Contemplate these wise words and take them to heart. Peace out.